Top 10 Things Overheard at Slide Rock

10. Hey Ryan, why are you wearing a Speedo

9. Welcome to the world’s largest public bathroom

8. No shirt, no pants, no problem

7. The water is green with envy

6. The water is yellow with…uhm, never mind

5. The water is flowing as fast as Tony Parker through the Suns porous defense

4. How come Lampas isn’t jumping off any cliffs? They are still to sore from the football game

3. I thought mountain spring water was supposed to be clean and clear

2. Women should not go around with no shirt…oh wait, you mean that’s a guy? He really should put on a shirt.

1. At Slide Rock, giardia is not just a commitment, it’s a promise

PART 2 - Top 10 Things Overheard on the Camping Trip

10) "Nick, I think we're heading down the wrong road...there's no camping ground out here! Call Ryan again!"

9) "Did you find a good bathroom spot yet? That rock looks good over there." 

8) "I'm paying for us & the guy running next to the truck" -Ryan at slide rock after we ditched Nick 

7) "Allison, does that tree look familiar? Where are we?" -Nadia 

6) Elk droppings, elk bones, where's the elk? 

5) "Hey guys, where's all the food? We missed another meal! -Nick & Ryan 

4) (Nick is telling a scary story to lampas) Ryan interjects "...and she was a duck" 

3) "There's a spider in my tent!" 

2) "So guys what's the plan to get back at Nick?" -Everyone 

1) Will there be wild animals out in the forest?