10. Ryan Downing I will try and figure out exactly why I need 12 E-mail
addresses
9. Amy Shaw I will no longer bring food to Edi Phi unless I bring
enough to feed everybody
8. Dan Bessey I will adopt a dog and name him Ahmad Ahma Din Nejad
then Ill put that dog to sleep and hope that symbolism takes its course
7. Cindy Grecu I will think of a new password other than Password
6. Todd Lowder I will quit ringing the flight attendant button on
airplanes just to try and get her phone number
5. Jeff Duncan I will find a way to have the Cheese Cake Factory cater
the next Edi Phi party at absolutely no cost
4. Stella Cintron I will stop sending Instant Messages to Pastor David
while simultaneously talking with him on the phone
3. Scott Downing I will stop referring to the NFL as the National
Football league and the other Semi Pro team from Phoenix
2. Dalin Dorris I will not unleash my stun gun at anymore Edi Phi
gatherings
And the #1 Edi Phi New Years Resolution BEN MCDONALD 1. I resolve to
not make any Resolutions this year!
