10. Having to retake those dreaded drivers license photos
9. When getting a new Blockbuster card, find out you owe $50 in late fees
8. "I didn't know I bought a house in Wisconsin"
7. Have to find new pictures of family members that are NOT 5 years old
6. You were one punch away from a free sub at Quiznos
5. Old women's phrase: "Purses are curses". New Phrase:
"Stolen Purses are 4-letter curses"
4. When getting a new library card, you might actually have to interact
with the weird people who hang out at the library
3. Have to rewrite all those IOUs
2. Commander appears 2 inches shorter sitting down because of the missing
wallet in his back pocket
1. Having your grandson miss school before midterm week to take you to the
bank, spend 10 hours on the phone with multiple companies and agencies, avoid
identity theft, and have a smile on his face the whole time he is doing it.
