1. We hope you enjoy your machine. But remember; never operate any
machinery if you are on prescription drugs.
2. With this edger, trimming sideburns is a breeze. If only trimming weight
was a breeze too.
3. If you are looking for a good deal on a clipper, we can't top the '68
special, but we will have a special on the 76 next week.
4. I hope you don't mind. We extracted some DNA from some hair left on your
clippers. Check it out on eBay.
5. Hi, nice to meet you. I'm the manager here. My name is Colonel Parker.
6. Sorry if the neighborhood seems run down. We're "in the
ghetto."
7. Those instructional hair-cutting videos over there are pretty dry. But,
I shouldn't have to explain dull movies to you.
8. Would you like some "King Talc"?
9. …as the guy is leaving say, "Thank you. Thank you very
much."
10. Should I ship your order to Vegas or Graceland?
