1. (In female voice) I can understand why the guy/girl ratio is so high
2. Ryan, don't eat all the fettuccini
3. What time is it? 2:15 am
4. Why is your hand so red?
5. Who stole from Olive Garden?
6. I thought salmonella was a marinade
7. Did someone say "profanity"?
8. Is this a YAM party or a funeral?
9. I thought this was supposed to be a church group
10. How come everyone is late, Sunday is tomorrow
