10. Can fart whenever
I want
9. Not that I would ever paint the house purple, but it is nice to know I
could
8. Two words: YAM kegger
7. Can walk around naked
6. Not having bugs in the kitchen
5. Being able to play poker till 4 in the morning - oh wait, I could
already do that
4. When someone tells me what they would have done with the living room, I
can respond, whose house is this again?
3. Being able to kick people out
2. Can blast your CDs of last week's Night Light message
1. Knowing that I will be debt free in 30 years
