Top 10 Excuses Of Late People On Sunday Morning 

1. I needed my rest so I would have enough energy to go out with friends during Sunday night service.

2. Brandon was supposed to give me a wake up call.

3. I was in the Master's choir next to the guy with the 7 earrings who can't sing - wait, that is everyone in the choir.

4. I only show up for the altar call

5. I have to be fashionable late to improve my street cred.

6. I would have slept through the message anyway.

7. I was busy looking for weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.

8. I ran a little late buying my Sunday school teacher a Christmas present. Plasma screen TVs are much heavier than they look.

9. An idiot fell asleep at the wheel and rear ended me.

10. Praise and worship is overrated anyway.

-Number 11 and beyond...

I was up all night worshiping at the altar of the Game Cube

I enjoy the rhythmic motion of everyone having to scoot down one seat.

At least I didn't stay home like I do Sunday nights

The devil made me late

I'm not late, I am over an hour early for the 10:45 service.

I was busy stripping my team of its talent and its chances of making the playoffs - wait, that's Jerry Colangelo's excuse.