Edi Phi Mailbag for December 11, 2005 Dear Edi Phi-  Does Arthur need any more drivers next year for the Hillsong concert?  -Billy Joel Dear Edi Phi-  I do not think anyone in your group should see the new Chronicles of Narnia movie. You should not be supporting Hollywood like that.  -J.K. Rowling Dear Edi Phi-  I hear that a lot of the Edi Phi guys don't play basketball on Wednesdays because they say they are injured. Sounds like the place for me.  -Amare Stoudemire Dear Edi Phi-  Sorry that I couldn't make it to the Turkey Bowl. I can't stand Justin as a QB.  -Terrell Owens Dear Edi Phi-  Justin was great at the Turkey Bowl. He can slash and cut with the best of them.  -O.J. Simpson Dear Edi Phi-  Is anyone bringing a dreidel to the Edi Phi Christmas party?  -Adam Sandler Dear Edi Phi-  If I come on Wednesday night, will I still get my visitor lunch if I come on Sunday?  -Star Jones Dear Edi Phi-  I noticed that you have a "mug shot" section on your website. Where can I send my pictures to?  -Glen Campbell Dear Edi Phi-  Does the $10 gift for the Christmas party have to be purchased?  -Winona Ryder Dear Edi Phi-  I'm so glad that they left the song "White Christmas" in the play this year. That is my favorite.  -Mark Knoles Dear Edi Phi-  Why do the kings ride in on camels and not horses at the pageant?  -Marlboro Man