Arthur and Scott's Spring Break Arthur went over to Scott's house on the first day of his break But, there was nothing fun to do at Scott's house Arthur said, "I wonder what we should do for Spring Break." "I don't know," said Scott. "What do most people do on Spring Break?" "I know," said Arthur, "let's have a drinking contest!" So, Arthur and Scott headed over to the grocery store. "So, what kind of drinks should we get?" said Scott. "Dr. Pepper always," said Arthur. "Great, let's go," said Scott The two went back to Scott's house and started the contest. But, they became very sick after a short time. A few minutes later, Ben showed up unexpectedly. "Got some extra Dr. Pepper?" Ben said. "I can handle that." So Ben chugged two bottles at once. "Weak, what a bunch of losers," said Ben. "Hey Scott, maybe we should eat something to make out stomachs feel better," said Arthur. "Okay, I'll cut up some vegetables if you start the oven," said Scott. But, Scott accidentally cut off his finger while chopping the celery. Then Arthur prayed for it And, miraculously, it was healed Arthur decided to read the newspaper to pass the time. Arthur said, "Hey, Harkins is showing a free movie tonight. Let's go." So, Arthur and Scott went to the movie theatre When they got there, they were handing out cowboy hats. "What's up with this?" said Arthur. "I don't know, let's go home," said Scott. "It's getting real late. What do you think we should do next?" said Arthur. "How about we go over to Ryan's to show him your sword and ski mask collection," said Scott. So, the two went over to Ryan's house. Ryan was asleep already, but the two decided to wake him up. When Ryan woke up, he thought Arthur and Scott were robbers. He ran out of the room, but tripped on the stairs. Arthur and Scott had a good laugh. Arthur told Scott, "Hey, let's go on a road trip to Flagstaff." So, the two asked Ryan for directions. And they left that night. After a few hours, Arthur noticed something was wrong. They passed a "Welcome to Texas" sign. Ryan's directions were wrong, so they called him again to get better directions. But, a few hours later, they were in more trouble. And for some reason, Ben was in Nebraska too. "Forget the road trip, let's go back to Phoenix," said Scott. So, the two drove back. When they were back in Phoenix, Scott asked Arthur if he wanted to do a workout. "Okay, let's go jogging," said Arthur So, the two went jogging. But, Arthur tired quickly. So, Scott decided to help him out. And he carried him the rest of the way. After jogging, they decided to go to Arthur's school to workout. Arthur and Scott worked out at their own paces. Then, Arthur decided that he wanted to break a board. So, Scott held the board for him. But, Arthur accidentally kicked him in the face. Arthur had a good laugh. When Scott recovered, he noticed that Arthur was late for his first preaching engagement at church. So, the two rushed over to the church. But, no one showed up to hear Arthur preach. Scott had a good laugh. Since no one was there, they decided to play football in the first balcony. Arthur told Scott to go long for a pass. As Scott went to catch the ball, he didn't notice the glass guard. And he fell down to the first floor. Arthur had a good laugh. Once Scott recovered, they decided to go play a joke on Pastor Blythe. They put a paper bag in front of his door, lit it on fire, and knocked. Pastor Blythe stomped on the bag, but his pants caught on fire in the process. Arthur and Scott had a good laugh. Then, they decided to let the air out of Pastor Blythe's tires. But, the car turned out to be Mike Tyson's, not Pastor Blythe's. Mike Tyson was very angry. And Arthur and Scott were left unconscious. When the two regained consciousness, it was Sunday morning. Commander came up to them and said, "It's time for church." "Well Arthur, did you enjoy your spring break?" said Scott. "Yeah Scott, best spring break ever!" said Arthur. THE END