Edi Phi Penalties Even the best people make mistakes. Here are some penalties that were called on Edi Phi members: Unsportsmanlike Conduct – Todd for Booing at Ryan’s announcements Delay of Game on Defense – Dary always messing with my podium Personal Foul – Arthur Le for creasing the side of the Hillsong Van Off Side – Ryan Downing for falling of the side of the platform while praying Unnecessary Roughness – Scott Downing for backing into Sheila’s car at the Christmas party Pass Interference – Missy Bessey for going so slow that no one could pass during Go Cart racing Intentional Grounding – This goes to all of you who refuse to pray when I ask and take the wind out of my sail Delay of Game on Offense – Ryan Downing and his long announcements Illegal Use of Hands – Jeff Duncan who calls foul on every play Holding – Nick when he hugged Mark Knoles so hard he bruised his ribs Roughing the Quarterback – Arthur Le for breaking David’s back while rejoicing over a point scored in Volleyball Illegal Motion – Jesse Shelton for coming in late and walking in front of Pastor Blythe while he was teaching Illegal Substitution – Whenever Ryan Downing fills in for David Blythe Too Many Players in the Kitchen –This happens at every Edi Phi party