Edi Phi Analogies on 3/5/06
Dog: Puppy::
Cat: Kitten
3-Second Lane Violation: Basketball::
Icing: What Scott was doing to his ankle last week
Rolling Stones tour: Old people singing about rock music::
Edi Phi Campus Tour: Young people talking about rocks on the mountain
Martha Stewart: “It’s a good thing”::
Dan Johnson’s Fear Factor: “It's a good thing he didn’t put crickets in
the smoothie”
Paul in Corinthians: “Aim for perfection”::
Dick Cheney: “Don’t aim at all”
Danni on Survivor: “I wish we could eat meat”::
Brad Baker: “I wish I was 5 feet”
Green: The color of money::
Purple: The color of Ben’s finger and Scott’s ankle
Tommy Barnett: There is a miracle in your house::
Martha Stewart: There is an ankle tracking device in your house
Tommy Barnett’s book: Hidden Power::
Guy arrested for drug possession: Hidden powder
New Pope being selected: White smoke coming from chimney::
Edi Phi bowling night: Second hand smoke coming from people who smoke like
chimneys
American Idol: Watching a bunch of young people fail because of a lack of
singing ability::
Lampas playing football: Watching a bunch of young people fail because of a lack
of football ability
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